You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

callino-fucking-way:

for some reason out of all of these, i had the most fun drawing cinnamon bun

(I recommend clicking it to see the full view)

p33p:

ITS A PIECE OF CAKE TO BAKE A FUCKING CAKE

willurl:

mintyprincess:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A FUCKING MINUTE

yaoi noise generator

luxuriousalpaca:

image

image

I did a thing based on a skype convo with Zee

hello-clarence:

internet friendship (◡‿◡✿)

s9-n9t-vantastic:

lifehacks247:

For More Posts Like This Follow LifeHacks247

And Click HERE for more Lifehacks!

Big big reminder to /not/ do the windex, meths, and vodka bottles (Unless youre either above the drinking age or got the bottle from the source where no chemicals were put into it) Because the chemicals can seep into the plastic and make you sick!!
Just make people sick from the mayonnaise and vanilla pudding A+ pranking

unhealthyterminals:

pbbbbbbbttt felt like doing solkat

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

stupidshinji:

My icon is also the expression that I permanently have on my face.

eridannyampora:

I’m scared that people would lie to me or are lying to me. Compliments like “you’re so pretty” or “I love you” make me uncomfortable because I always think these are just made up things to make me feel better or because people feel obliged to tell me that for whatever reason.

maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”